Ann SterzingerOK, let's get this off the table right away:What the )(&#$ is an untucked belly?2 min read·Feb 4, 2022----
Ann SterzingerBut more important, if you hope we have a grand political aneurism, you're a massive, sheltered…1 min read·Mar 7, 2021----
Ann SterzingerTop 10 Shit No One Believed in 2020Somebody won the election·1 min read·Dec 21, 2020----
Ann SterzingerThe Singularity That Cried WolfWe are approaching a singularity in which half of the population would believe the world was flat if the New York Times told them so, and…·2 min read·Nov 16, 2020----
Ann SterzingerI Support Donald Trump Because He Is ImpotentWell, not in THAT way. I mean the media hates him so much that even if he wants to do evil from the Oval, he can’t get away with it.·7 min read·Oct 28, 2020----
Ann SterzingerinYou’re All PussiesBarrett, Hirono, and the Last Homophobes on EarthI just changed my mind. Maybe us old fucks shouldn’t be heard at all. Then again, that should be said — loudly — of most people of every…·7 min read·Oct 15, 2020----
Ann Sterzinger2020: Year of the MisanthropeI was wrong, but you were wronger.·2 min read·Sep 30, 2020----
Ann SterzingerOur News Organization Has Discovered that Our News Organization Is Always Right:When “journos” get their tongues stuck in their bellybuttons.·3 min read·Sep 8, 2020----
Ann SterzingerinYou’re All PussiesThe Pussy Fence-sitters Are Right; Also, Elektra’s Revenge Is Out Now!Not that it matters. You’ll never listen to us. We aren’t even a “thing.” We’re just the people who have noticed that all of your “things”…5 min read·Jul 16, 2020----