You are my spirit animal. But never fear; we're too incompetent (and too busy rioting and warring and, at BEST, arguing over bullshit all the time) to conquer the galaxy. The ghastly circus ends here. Well, maybe it ends at Mars. That's my last hope, anyway.

Author of NVSQVAM, DISASTER FITNESS, the upcoming ELEKTRA’S REVENGE sci-fi epic, & the action novella SEINE VENDETTA. Editor of YOU’RE ALL PUSSIES.

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