For copyright reasons, I need to publish the first half of this children’s story today. Enjoy!

Rodger and Keith weren’t always thieves. Once they were small boys, and then they were a bit older, and they noticed that sometimes, if somebody wasn’t looking, and they had something you wanted, you could take it.

Just take it!

You didn’t have to work, you didn’t have to spend your allowance. You could just take it!

The person might be sad, but you wouldn’t be around to see that. You would be playing with their stuff.