TRIANGULATION NATION: We Need You to Shut Most of Your Fucking Mouth to Survive Covid-19.

Ever since it became clear that the president was shitting us when he said things were under control, and that he was probably trying to prevent a panic stampede and/or personal and professional embarrassment and that Covid-19 is NOT UNDER FUCKING CONTROL, AT ALL, nO coNTROL HEERE foLKS, I’ve been making sick jokes.

Because that’s what I do, ecologically speaking. I may not have adapted WELL or COMFORTABLY to my niche, but I have adapted, like Silly Putty poured into a paper…