OK, first, what kind of asshole says "Natty Ice"? Second, do you know what an ice beer is? It's the 90s version of an IPA--not the strongest beer on Earth but stronger than the Heineken your dumb ass thinks is actually sophisticated (Hint: Heineken is the Bud Lite of Europe and stronger than a N**** (I couldn't make myself type that shit again) Ice by far. Ugh, god, MFA people.

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