Her ex-wife and Elon Musk (yup, that bruise appeared right before he backed out of the relationship with some lame excuse) have both taken weird steps backwards in public, trying to excuse her (even after Amber was arrested by a lesbian cop — whom she tried to accuse of accusing her out of SHEER HOMOPHOBIA, which left the cop a little bemused), which could be either Stockholm Syndrome, the same stupidity that made me excuse abusive, manipulative, and narcissistic partners for years, OR Amber has been more successful in blackmailing them than she was with Johnny. Evidence has come up that she used all kinds of threats on him, so why wouldn’t she use the same kind of shit to shut Musk up? But the fact remains that he dropped her like a hot, violent potato as soon as he started looking battered in public.

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