Ann Sterzinger – Medium

Ann Sterzinger

OK, let's get this off the table right away:

What the )(&#$ is an untucked belly?

2 min readFeb 4, 2022

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Ann Sterzinger

But more important, if you hope we have a grand political aneurism, you're a massive, sheltered…

1 min readMar 7, 2021

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Ann Sterzinger

OK, first, what kind of asshole says "Natty Ice"?

1 min readMar 7, 2021

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Ann Sterzinger

Top 10 Shit No One Believed in 2020

Somebody won the election

1 min readDec 21, 2020

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Ann Sterzinger

The Singularity That Cried Wolf

We are approaching a singularity in which half of the population would believe the world was flat if the New York Times told them so, and…

2 min readNov 16, 2020

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The Singularity That Cried Wolf

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Ann Sterzinger

I Support Donald Trump Because He Is Impotent

Well, not in THAT way. I mean the media hates him so much that even if he wants to do evil from the Oval, he can’t get away with it.

7 min readOct 28, 2020

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I Support Donald Trump Because He Is Impotent

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Ann Sterzinger
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You’re All Pussies

Barrett, Hirono, and the Last Homophobes on Earth

I just changed my mind. Maybe us old fucks shouldn’t be heard at all. Then again, that should be said — loudly — of most people of every…

7 min readOct 15, 2020

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Barrett, Hirono, and the Last Homophobes on Earth

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Ann Sterzinger

2020: Year of the Misanthrope

I was wrong, but you were wronger.

2 min readSep 30, 2020

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2020: Year of the Misanthrope

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Ann Sterzinger

Our News Organization Has Discovered that Our News Organization Is Always Right:

When “journos” get their tongues stuck in their bellybuttons.

3 min readSep 8, 2020

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Our News Organization Has Discovered that Our News Organization Is Always Right:

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Ann Sterzinger
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You’re All Pussies

The Pussy Fence-sitters Are Right; Also, Elektra’s Revenge Is Out Now!

Not that it matters. You’ll never listen to us. We aren’t even a “thing.” We’re just the people who have noticed that all of your “things”…

5 min readJul 16, 2020

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The Pussy Fence-sitters Are Right; Also, Elektra’s Revenge Is Out Now!

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Ann Sterzinger

Ann Sterzinger

Author of NVSQVAM, DISASTER FITNESS, the upcoming ELEKTRA’S REVENGE sci-fi epic, & the action novella SEINE VENDETTA. Editor of YOU’RE ALL PUSSIES.

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