Ann SterzingerOK, let's get this off the table right away:What the )(&#$ is an untucked belly?Feb 4, 2022Feb 4, 2022
Ann SterzingerBut more important, if you hope we have a grand political aneurism, you're a massive, sheltered…Mar 7, 2021Mar 7, 2021
Ann SterzingerThe Singularity That Cried WolfWe are approaching a singularity in which half of the population would believe the world was flat if the New York Times told them so, and…Nov 16, 2020Nov 16, 2020
Ann SterzingerI Support Donald Trump Because He Is ImpotentWell, not in THAT way. I mean the media hates him so much that even if he wants to do evil from the Oval, he can’t get away with it.Oct 28, 2020Oct 28, 2020
Ann SterzingerinYou’re All PussiesBarrett, Hirono, and the Last Homophobes on EarthI just changed my mind. Maybe us old fucks shouldn’t be heard at all. Then again, that should be said — loudly — of most people of every…Oct 15, 2020Oct 15, 2020
Ann Sterzinger2020: Year of the MisanthropeI was wrong, but you were wronger.Sep 30, 2020Sep 30, 2020
Ann SterzingerOur News Organization Has Discovered that Our News Organization Is Always Right:When “journos” get their tongues stuck in their bellybuttons.Sep 8, 2020Sep 8, 2020
Ann SterzingerinYou’re All PussiesThe Pussy Fence-sitters Are Right; Also, Elektra’s Revenge Is Out Now!Not that it matters. You’ll never listen to us. We aren’t even a “thing.” We’re just the people who have noticed that all of your “things”…Jul 16, 2020Jul 16, 2020