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Ann Sterzinger

Ann Sterzinger

OK, let's get this off the table right away:

What the )(&#$ is an untucked belly?

Feb 4, 2022

Feb 4, 2022

Ann Sterzinger

But more important, if you hope we have a grand political aneurism, you're a massive, sheltered…

Mar 7, 2021

Mar 7, 2021

Ann Sterzinger

OK, first, what kind of asshole says "Natty Ice"?

Mar 7, 2021

Mar 7, 2021

Ann Sterzinger

Top 10 Shit No One Believed in 2020

Somebody won the election

Dec 21, 2020

Dec 21, 2020

Ann Sterzinger

The Singularity That Cried Wolf

We are approaching a singularity in which half of the population would believe the world was flat if the New York Times told them so, and…

Nov 16, 2020

The Singularity That Cried Wolf

Nov 16, 2020

Ann Sterzinger

I Support Donald Trump Because He Is Impotent

Well, not in THAT way. I mean the media hates him so much that even if he wants to do evil from the Oval, he can’t get away with it.

Oct 28, 2020

I Support Donald Trump Because He Is Impotent

Oct 28, 2020

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You’re All Pussies

Barrett, Hirono, and the Last Homophobes on Earth

I just changed my mind. Maybe us old fucks shouldn’t be heard at all. Then again, that should be said — loudly — of most people of every…

Oct 15, 2020

Barrett, Hirono, and the Last Homophobes on Earth

Oct 15, 2020

Ann Sterzinger

2020: Year of the Misanthrope

I was wrong, but you were wronger.

Sep 30, 2020

2020: Year of the Misanthrope

Sep 30, 2020

Ann Sterzinger

Our News Organization Has Discovered that Our News Organization Is Always Right:

When “journos” get their tongues stuck in their bellybuttons.

Sep 8, 2020

Our News Organization Has Discovered that Our News Organization Is Always Right:

Sep 8, 2020

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You’re All Pussies

The Pussy Fence-sitters Are Right; Also, Elektra’s Revenge Is Out Now!

Not that it matters. You’ll never listen to us. We aren’t even a “thing.” We’re just the people who have noticed that all of your “things”…

Jul 16, 2020

The Pussy Fence-sitters Are Right; Also, Elektra’s Revenge Is Out Now!

Jul 16, 2020

Ann Sterzinger

Ann Sterzinger

Author of NVSQVAM, DISASTER FITNESS, the upcoming ELEKTRA’S REVENGE sci-fi epic, & the action novella SEINE VENDETTA. Editor of YOU’RE ALL PUSSIES.

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